Welcome to the Simone Show. I am your gracious host, Simone. I offer a uniquely curated sensual experience of inclusivity, excitement, radical acceptance, and intrigue. I stand with conviction that pleasure drives our evolution and is the core expression of who we are.

As a sensual hedonist, I thrive on synergy. The collaboration of distinct energies to create desire and meaningful experience is what feeds me. Compersive by nature, I derive pleasure from arousing yours. This is my gift, my instinct, and my calling. I dig turning you on.

Turning societal shame on its head has empowered me to embrace my eroticism, physicality, and desires. I work diligently to create a space where we can escape shame, judgment, and criticism. Because of this, you will be met with authenticity, respect, and acceptance in all your experiences with me.

I take pride in my aptitude and ability to welcome new people into my life. Transparent communication about consent, desire, boundaries, and exploration guarantees one hell of a good time.

I welcome beings of all orientations and backgrounds.

Come connect with me.

Written the old-fashioned way, by Simone.

COME CLOSER

Height: 5’9”
Weight and measurements: 150 lbs, 36-28-37
Build: Athletic, toned with a healthy posterior chain
Age: 45
Hair Color: Strawberry blonde
Eye Color: Blue-green
Favorite Drinks: tonic and mango juice
Favorite Perfume: Tea Rose
Favorite Color: Teal blue

“O, to take what we love inside,
to carry within us an orchard, to eat
not only the skin, but the shade,
not only the sugar, but the days, to hold
the fruit in our hands, adore it, then bite into
the round jubilance of peach.”

–Li-Young Lee

AGREEMENTS

Let’s agree to meet each other, recently showered and well-groomed, so we may get to the fun of getting to know one another.

Consent is paramount, so let’s agree to communicate openly and transparently.

I understand the desire to augment the experience with libations, but inebriation in excess is wildly disconnective. I ask that we come together with our mental faculties about us, so that we may be present in our bodies and with each other.

Please leave your investment in a conspicuous place. Donations are a thoughtful compensation for my time and energy.

Navigating conversations around needs, desires, boundaries, and expectations can be difficult, but I’m extensively experienced and educated in these topics and happy to offer guidance if useful.